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**Novastorm** Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:01 pm

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton

And ofc my two personal favourites which I use as my forum signature: -

**Devange** Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:20 pm

Zel: (in regards to shamans)
I wanna do the lightning!

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