The Usual Suspects: Valdur

**Histidine** Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:45 am

BONK!

Valdur is another newbie on the scene. His claim to fame is doing The Champion of the Frozen Wastes in exact reverse order, hitting 80 and going straight into Ulduar (although only downing Leviathan Razz

) and then taking Malygos (mastering spark management) and then downing Kel'Thuzad before moving on to trivial things like...heroics. His Blood DPS is respectable, but he seems determined to tank "since DPS doesn't have enough responsibility". Smug fecker. Sadly for him, he is from the Midlands. Bad luck, buddy.

On Vent, you'll know Valdur since he will be stressing. Constantly. Even if all is well with the world, Valdur curses his life. "Fook my life, I got Frost Blasted!" "Fook my life, two sparks at once!" It's only the soothing influence of people like Liavon and Kaiman that prevents Valdur from imploding under the weight of his own panic. He also has a habit of speaking his mind to people who whine, which certainly takes the job away from me.

EDIT: Valdur's first heroic as a tank with me:
"Why are you taking aggro off me?? I was doing everything I could, Icy Touch, Plague Strike...oh wait...I'm in Unholy Presence. Fook my life."

Likes: being given a job to do in an encounter
Also likes: SANDVICH

Dislikes: whiny people
Also dislikes: his life