The Usual Suspects: Eraisuithon

Nobody tosses a dwarf!

At character creation, Erai's copy of WoW bugged, refusing to allow him to create any class other than paladins. As such, he has a paladin of every race on both factions. He rolled a DK once, but doesn't like to talk about it. The Holy Light might be watching.

Can often be found wandering wistfully around Ironforge trying to chat up the irritating bread vendor. Erai has noticed that each patch contains a nerf to either paladin healing, or paladin tanking, and so stays ahead of the curve and respecs as appropriate. Remains the only pally in the entire game who can buff intelligently without being asked. For Khaz Modan!!

Likes: gigantic bacon sandwiches
Also likes: pointy pally tier armour
Also likes: walking up to innocent resto druids in Dalaran and healcritting them for 20k, walking off again to the sound of their envious sobbing.

Dislikes: being told to buff Kings when he is specced in BoM and BoW
Also dislikes: pally tanks who don't use consecrate ("It's like not breathing!")

He would be more awesome than he is now, if only he could reach the keyboard...

Lmao! XD Nicely put.