The Usual Suspects: Kaiman

I said, I'm going for a cigarette. Don't make me eat your arm off.

Kaiman is a computer whiz, and our resident maintank, spending most of his time defying sense and inertia to absorb punches and walls of flame fifty times his size. How he does this is a closely guarded secret, but some suspect it is connected to the fact he was bitten as a child by a radioactive cookie. To this day, his addiction is his only weakness.

The inner calm and serenity exhibited by Kaiman in raids and over Ventrilo contrasts heavily to his pyromaniac partner Novastorm, and only falters when Virgin Media fail to provide him with the requisite internet connection.

Likes: cookies
Also likes: lying in wait in the middle of lakes for unsuspecting antelopes baked goods to wander by

Dislikes: being called "Kai-man" when the correct pronounciation is "Kay-man"
Also dislikes: intermittent routers



For those of you who fail utterly and do not get the joke, there is a species of small crocodile called a caiman. There, now you get it.