The Usual Suspects: Devange

“I’m sorry, Tympanic Tantrum is easymode but I can’t heal through your stupidity.”

There once was a priestly lass called Devange. After hours of traipsing around Ironforge, bribing the lowest forms of life she could find, she managed to scrape the last few signatures needed to complete a certain guild registration form. She collapsed in front of a bewildered clerk, her signature at the bottom of the blood-soaked parchment.

“What would you like the name of your guild to be called?”, he enquired. Echoes of conversations of speculative dreams with her peers ricocheted through her mind like a stray round from a Hunter’s rifle. She looked up at the dwarf, and before passing out she uttered:

“C...S.....U”.

And thus a guild was born.

Devange is our irreverent Guild Master, forever keeping Kaiman alive with a bubble and violent volleys of holy light while the rest complain about why we don’t get the cool “holy bullet-heal”. Levelheaded at the best of times and batshit insane for the rest of the time (read that as most of the time), Devange is the bow that keeps this ragtag group of mercenaries together and not stabbing each other in the face. Currently shacking up with the Head Raid leader only so she can keep him on a tight leash. A true leader, one might say.

She can be often seen slinking around either of the entrances to the sewers in Dalaran with fellow partner in crime Novastorm, cackling about how fun it was to watch that not-so-inanimate object burn. Most probably enjoying the odd screaming noises too, but we are reassured that it (whatever it may be) is most certainly not alive. At all. Not one bit. Has also been spotted running around the Wetlands, culling a large population of dragons in order to pillage them of their hatchlings and selling them onto bigger and better lives! Though they mostly go into slave labour.

Likes: Everything (At certain times)
Likes more: Novastorm
Scarily Obsessed with: Cute things

Dislikes: Everything (At certain times)
Dislikes more: Being disrespected

I felt this would be appreciated as well. Rancid Chibi Draenei Priest there.

XD LMAO.

She needs fangs, horns and a tail.